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I'm just really good at acting like I know what's going on.
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40ozfied:

Couple with Their Heads Full of Malt Liquor - Salvador Dali
martinwitzmann:

thanks to the usa
now thats a blunt.
haha havent seen this in forever
40ozfied:

Liberty Leading the People to a Hella Good Time - Eugène Delacroix
#delacroixaintgotshit
40ozfied:

Stalin leads the people with an iron forty

31, 33, 35, 36, 39, 40, 43, 44, 48, 49, 52, 53, 54, 55, 57, 63, 65, 67 68, 69, 73, 74, 76, 77, 79, 82, 84, 88, 92, 93, & 94.

damn.

  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
    smells like vape juice cause i fucked up and got some on me earlier.
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
    WE THIRD COAST MOFUCKA. but west is best out of the 2.
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
    I wanna experience as much as possible in the areas that people dont usually care for. I guess to experience the beauty of the world and die young. Thats all I want.
  • 36) Define Art.
    Any expression of an emotion or feeling, regardless of medium.
  • 39) What time is it?
    1923CST
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
    I dont drive much but i do drive, and I haven’t crashed, unless you count dirtbikes as a kid.
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
    Dmitri. A new friend got too drunk and forgot my name, another friend convinced him it was Dmitri and that he knew me for years.
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
    i think it was The Wash (the Dr Dre and Snoop flick) but im watching Casino for the first time tonight.
  • 48) What’s your sexual orientation?
    Bisexual
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
    yeah ive been to middle school.
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
    Pisces
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
    Both, depends where the money comes from haha. I used to ball and spend that shit, now I run a business from my home and I save most of it.
  • 54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
    2 styrofoam cups with some sprite zero and a 4pk of King Grape cigarillos
  • 55) Love or lust?
    to each his own, but lifes short, so whatever works. lust usually. love isnt a big part of this life.
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
    i hope you mean like long term (a week + lol ) GF/BFs. cause thats only 4. I dont really care for it.
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
    I’m pretty quiet, but i’m usually high as hell on something, so if someones interested, I can talk about anything. And I can hook you up if you need, but I’m not ballin anymore.
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
    haha why not clean up? haha
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
    i was sleeping gud. very gud.
  • 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
    Nixon
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
    sure
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
    trust, obviously.
  • 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
    Fun. - At Least I’m Not As Sad As I Used To Be
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
    good sex, similar hobbies, and drugs
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
    LSD. not the 25x compounds that are floating around, just give me a stain or more of LSD and I will love you forever.
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
    Learning to write code and basically everything I know about computers. Also taking shrooms the first time, cause that completely stopped my psychotic episodes from happening ever again.
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
    thot
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
    comin down slow’d and thow’d
    also
    SHIMMY SHIMMY YA SHIMMY YEAH SHIMMY YIZZA
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
    ME. But I’d save that button until I was ready to go, cause thats a fucking cool way to go, exploding without explosives.
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
    I don’t know, the best half hour of my life was probably my 18th birthday night around 10:30ish. idk its a weird question and i have the memory of an opiate and benzo addict, cause i am.
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
    That time i got too fucked on Olde English High Gravity, then took a lot of LSD, and then took my opiates and benzos for sleep, which made me spew malt liquor all over my dads recliner. I spent half my trip cleaning that shit up. YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CLEAN ON LSD? YOU CANT TELL IF AN OBJECT IS DIRTY OR YOURE JUST HIGH.
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
    Jemina Pearl. byoP was the shit coming up, and she was hot as fuck, but now she’s making shit music. I still wanna fuck her, same as I did in middle school

FUCK. that took almost an hour. why did i do it tonight. why.

60stakemenow:

Burroughs and Ginsberg.
bartoszzaskorski:

william s. burroughs

Inquiries plz

  • 1) Sexuality?
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • 7) What's your strangest talent?
  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 13) What's your religion?
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 36) Define Art.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • 38) What's the weather like right now?
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • 62) What's your favorite animal?
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?